Throwback to that time I was in Jamaica shooting porno and w..
Added 2022-07-16 16:37:26 +0000 UTCThrowback to that time I was in Jamaica shooting porno and we went out onto the ocean in a glass-bottom boat. The director had written the script to end with me, an undercover cop in the mob, realizing I'd been caught by the mob boss. The boss shoots me, and I fall backwards off the boat into the ocean. Which sounded cool! Buuuut I can't swim. And I'm terrified of being in natural bodies of water. I compromised with him and told him I would try to gently lower myself into the water and see how I felt and we could go from there. Cue me SCREAMING after half a second and scrambling back onto the boat. Look, I'll suck a dick on camera, but swimming in the ocean is a bridge too far.
