

Major award? Major labia maybe….🤪
Sorry for my absence this week.
I forgot to tell you guys I was leaving for Boston on Monday for the holidays.
And I’m assuming that because I’m always on the naughty list, the universe decided to punish me with a nasty flu? I’ve literally been in bed all week with a fever. Doesn’t seem right though…does it?
I literally am SO GOOD.
Still hoping for a Christmas miracle. ✨
Maybe the ghost of Christmas past will show me where I went wrong tonight? Or maybe I’ll crawl under that robe, and make all my wrongs right. 🔥💋