Yet again a jerk in the car at night. Funny story. I someti..
Added 2021-09-09 09:09:33 +0000 UTCYet again a jerk in the car at night. Funny story. I sometimes went to the beach to get away from all the bananas things going on in my life during my divorse. I stripped down naked in the car in this absolutely deserted beach. Suddenly I can see a police car coming up. It was about 15 seconds away and as a deer in the headlights I couldn't move. They can up right in front of me and used a flashlight to shine a bit of light on me. OMG. Very embarrased about the prospect of having to leave my car naked. A guy jerking off in his car was probably not what they were looking for.
