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Could get ready for the day, could keep Winnie the Pooh-ing ..

Could get ready for the day, could keep Winnie the Pooh-ing it in bed 🤔 Decisions decisions

2024-09-28 13:32:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Posted this + a little something extra to the premium accoun..

Posted this + a little something extra to the premium account, but here's a rare pussy shots for all the good beans here that don't send unsolicited dick pics! I'm so proud of you and I love you 💕

2024-09-27 21:26:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Well, it took 10 months, but I just got my first unsolicited..

Well, it took 10 months, but I just got my first unsolicited dick pic on here. My dude. My guy. NO. Instantly block. We don't fuck around consent in these parts. 😤

2024-09-25 15:45:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Okay, I can never resist a good tiktok audio. And this one w..

Okay, I can never resist a good tiktok audio. And this one was just TOO GOOD to pass up.

2024-09-24 21:27:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Three more weeks until I quit my joooooob! Fuck, these days ..

Three more weeks until I quit my joooooob! Fuck, these days are dragging now. I almost regret giving a month's notice, but there's too much going on for me to just disappear.

The only thing keeping me sane right now is the Renaissance Festival coming up, which means I get 2 months with my secondary partner again! And then the DAY after I quit, I'm flying to Orlando for a week to celebrate my one year anniversary with my primary partner Michael! 🥰 I'm thinking beach trip, Halloween Horror Nights, meeting up with some friends, and I've got something in mind for a scene I've really been wanting to do... I've been wanting to do some kinky shit for moooonths, so I'm being proactive and starting to write a proposal/request for it. I'm just a good fucktoy that needs to be owned. 🥺

Getting out of the funeral industry and then Dax'ing it up to the max right after is going to be so healing for me. So I'm going all out!

2024-09-24 15:34:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable 🤭

2024-09-24 03:31:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Here's an interesting downside of body suits you might not h..

Here's an interesting downside of body suits you might not have considered! I can't go to the bathroom without taking the whole thing off. 🤣 Especially since my bra is the only thing holding it up to begin with...

2024-09-22 02:35:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Anyone up for a late night snack? 😘

2024-09-21 03:08:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey universe. What the fuck. How on Earth did I just acciden..

Hey universe. What the fuck. How on Earth did I just accidentally flush my car keys down the toilet.

2024-09-20 00:15:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Time for a Mx. Dax diary post! So, I did a very big thing ye..

Time for a Mx. Dax diary post! So, I did a very big thing yesterday. I officially turned in my resignation letter at my job, giving them a month's notice.

I've been so burnt out and miserable there for a long time, but between my coworkers traveling, them having kids, or getting married, it felt like there was never a convenient time to leave. I was constantly putting their needs and schedules before my own, and that was just hurting me more. Almost 9 years in the funeral industry is a lot. It's constantly absorbing people's pain and grief and anger, and never actually getting a day off. I gave it my best shot, and now I need to deal with my own pain.

October 16 is gonna be my last day there, and in the meantime I'm going to work on saving up enough money to survive for a few months to heal. I want to focus on doing things I'm passionate about, that I want to invest in!

Here's my plan going forward:
People who follow me on insta have seen a few posts in my stories about the jewelry I make! I'm going to start creating stock items and find local markets to vend at.
I also want to do more livestreams on tiktok of my creative process, and just make something fun!
I've joked for a long time about making decorative dildo armour out of viking knit weave, and honestly? I think I'm gonna do it! Find some cheap toys online, stress the fuck out of the fact they are not for actual use just display, and bead them to my heart's content!
May even experiment with miniature floggers and day collars for a kinkier side to my craft.
And, of course, OnlyFans! My biggest holdup of getting to post more and post better is the lack of free time. Working 6 days a week with overtime doesn't give a lot of wiggle room for dressing up or undressing to make things interesting for you guys! Or time for me to decompress from Mortician to, uh, internet whore. I love posting on here and you all have done so much to help me love myself more. I am infinitely grateful to all of you. And it will give me time to finally open up customs for you guys!

I'll also be spending most weekends of October and November at the Texas Renaissance Festival, trying to make content and take cool pics and videos for online! Say hi if you're at Faire or the Campgrounds!

Feel free to check out mxdaxmetal otherwise, even just a month subscription at @theaudaxxxity is going to help me survive the next few months of healing and growing into the person I want to be. I love you. Thank you. 💕

2024-09-18 16:10:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Just need someone to help me clean up 🤔 Any takers?

2024-09-18 03:19:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Hello, Doctor? I'm in urgent need of snuggles 🥺

2024-09-15 00:29:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Feeling like a bond girl at this pool party!

2024-09-14 01:06:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Okay I am CACKLING at how many views that damn tiktok video ..

Okay I am CACKLING at how many views that damn tiktok video has now. So far all my peeps here, this is the version without the music in the background (and another food video I'm tempted to upload of some ramen) 🤣🤣

Not really the hot noods you were expecting when you signed up for my OnlyFans right?!

2024-09-13 01:21:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Let's bring back a classic! Walking videoooooo 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Took a..

Let's bring back a classic! Walking videoooooo 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Took a stroll through Orlando to get some ramen, and the jiggle physics were too good to ignore. Plus you've gotta love a bralette that gives a wisp of nipple 👀🫣

2024-09-07 15:35:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Anyone care for a cuppa? 🤭

2024-09-06 13:05:55 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm in Orlando for 2 hours and he's already biting me on the..

I'm in Orlando for 2 hours and he's already biting me on the ass again 🤭 Such a hungry boy!

2024-09-05 16:14:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Throwback to a year ago today, when I drove to San Antonio f..

Throwback to a year ago today, when I drove to San Antonio for a first date with a man I met on tiktok at a rooftop bar, before he took me back to his hotel room and took my virginity... 🫣 The OGs on the page remember my video retelling everything and how I almost broke his nose because my body took a screenshot when he first tried to fuck me! 🤣

2024-09-04 18:11:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Ooh, here's a fun little throwback from my Christmas photosh..

Ooh, here's a fun little throwback from my Christmas photoshoot at home! I took so many photos that night, and admittedly I didn't like this one at the time because I was so insecure about my back rolls! But now I'm looking back at it, and I just absolutely love this photo. It's such a shame I ever thought there was something wrong with me here, and all of you have really helped build up my confidence and my love for myself SO MUCH!

2024-09-03 13:22:10 +0000 UTC View Post